FoW-Chpt 6: Lost and Confuse

We keeps on running, running or monsters will keep up on us. There's no sign of Gabby and Michael anywhere.  The violet giant dog took Kathlean. But I have to deal with my best buddy's whiny booby b**th Morgan.
"Hurry, they're gaining on us," I shouted Morgan, she was behind me.
"I can't," she whined. "My scandals are hurting feet."
"So, Take them off then," I yelled back to her.
"But I don't want to get my feet dirty."
"But Take them off!!! They're slowing you down. Take them off."
"Alright, Alright already!!!"
She lifted her right leg like ballringeria and took the scandal on the foot. She did the same thing with another one while we're running.
But until we made into dark woods.  Morgan tripped over a branch's lying on the ground & fell on the mud. "My leg"
I reached out both of my hands to her, and I pulled her out of the mud.
Suddenly I heard a shriek from out of the forest.  "Morgan!!!!"  I grabbed her arms and pulled her to the giant grayish leafless tree on my left side behind me. We hid behind the tree.
The giant violet salamander creature like it came from Godzilla, it came out of nowhere. It's starting to sniffing the rounding of the forest like a blood hound,it's lashing its long, thick septentine tail against the leafless dead trees while it's sniffing on its four legs.
The creature was closing to the tree where we're hiding behind.  I pressed my left hand up against her mouth and hold her tightly, because I'm trying to shuting her up and stop making any noise. If Michael's here, He'll beat the living sh*t out of me.   
"Please, let it don't know we're here" I praying for my life, not Morgan's.   But I have to no choice than protect that prissy miss princess b*tch, because my buddy's girl.  
The creature turned its head back and fore, and then it turns back to the entrene of the forest where they entered.  It completed igored us and walked away.  
"Phew" I took a big breath and exhausted. "That was so close" I thought.

Kathlean gone, but I have to put up with that whiny big boob b**th Morgan.
"Um, Hello?" She's trying to get an answer from her Blackberry.  "Is someone there?"
What a dumb slut.  There's no interception in here.
"Please, Dad? Mom?" She keeps on calling.
"Please, someone help."
No one answered.
"Is someone there?" whined Morgan. "We stuck in here this g-forshaken imaginary place and my boyfriend got kidnapped by those monsters!!!"
Now she starts to annoy me.
"Police! FBI! The army!" She began to screaming at the phone. "Please, someone can help me!!!"
This's pi**ing me off. Why I have to deal with her cr*p? So I grabbed her Blackberry and thrown it.  But it got swallowed by giant pitcher plant, that looks like one of those plant-like monsters from those old classic pokemon games I played since I was a kid. Oops!!!
"My phone!!!" She screamed, she was freaking out and putting her hands over her head like she's being arrested for shoplifting.  She pelt down into the grayish brownish mud.  She puts her right hand into the plant to rearch for her phone.
"Morgan, no!!!" I warned her. "Don't do it, Morgan!!!"
The plant thing trapped her arm inside. She begins to scream in terror. "Chris, please help me!!!"
It starts to slowly glubbling like a boa contructor's slowly swallowing up his prey after killed it.
I was tugging her right arm to trying her out of the plant.  
She keeps on screaming and screaming.
Suddenly, I feels something's starting to wrapping my ankles. I turned around and there stood another plant behind, that looks like an alien pod came from The Invasion of Body Snatchers, but it has vines' coming out of it and pulling me into it.
I was trying to get out, but the pod trapped me inside it. I have to save that whiny b*tch Morgan.  I know she's not my girlfriend, but my buddy Michael's.  If I didn't save her from being plant-food, he would totally kill me.  I'm hoping him and Gabby are okay. I'm wondering they escaped from those monsters.
Oh, now that's just great!!! Now it's filling up with strange pinkish fluid quickly to feet to my waist until it's up to my shoulder.
So I took a big breath and dunked my head into the fluid. I reached out and pulled out my butterfly knife of my left back pant pocket. I'm suggesting to breath, because the pink liquid's starting to filling up my lungs and my throat's burning like eating a jar of red hot chili peppers. So my right hand press and begin to stab the inner center of the plant with my butterfly knife. I begin to slitting it straight down like splitting a pea.  The pink liquid's starting to drain out of it. And I fell out like a new born baby.
I got up out of the ground and yelled out Morgan, "Morgan?!!!" I keeps calling her name.  "Morgan!!!"
And then, I spotted her. But it's too late, the giant Victybel plant swallowed her.  
I begin to rush toward her. I placed my hands on the plant's stomach.  I start to pounds its stomach with my left hand, "Morgan, can you hear me? I'll get you out of there. Hold on."
So I used my butterfly knife to slicing straight down to the middle of the plant's stomach like delivering the baby by c-section.
The yellow liquid's start to pouring out of its stomach, and also Morgan.
I kneeled down right beside her. "Morgan,wake up. I tried to wake her up. "Wake up!"
So I lifted her head up, and pressed my fingers against underneath the left side of her chin.
Oh, that's just great!!!  She isn't breathing.  That does means I have to do CPR on Morgan, and Michael gonna kill me.
So I let my head knelt down, and give her mouth to mouth on her make-up run down face.  She looks like a clown. I didn't believe this, I didn't believe, but I have to.
I remembered Morgan forced me kissed her at the mall where Michael works to made him jealous, because he was working with Kathlean at Dairy Queen. That's a worse experience I ever had in my whole entire life. It felt like kissing your grandma.
While I was blowing some air into her lung, she's start to coughing up some yellow liquid that's left over from the plant.  Her body begins to turn over and lay on the right side.
"Are you okay?" I asked.
She's sitting on up on her knees.
"Now you believe me now," I told her.
I gave her a hand and lifted her up off of the ground.
We begin to walking into the wood.  Morgan didn't say a word. We keeps on walking.

"Do you know where we are?" She asked.
"Let me check now," I looked in any my pant pockets for Alice's diary.  "Oh, holy f**k!!!"
"What?"
"I lost it"
"What you mean you 'lost it'?" she shocked.
"I meant the diary," I said. "I meant I lost Alice's diary. I think I left it when I swallowed by that plant."
"Oh, that's just great," She folded her arm, "you lost the book where we were at?"  
"That's just I said," I said.
"Where we goes from now, Dorkwood?" said Morgan. "Oh, wait I forgot that some idiot left the book in those creepy woods."
Now She's calling me an idiot.
"Oh, yeah!" I snapped back at her. "You're the one being an idiot put her hand in that giant meat eater plant at the first plant."
"Oh, yeah. I want to get out of this nightmarish place, you guy called this Wonderland.  I didn't get out of here alive, but without my Mikey bear."
Oh, give a break!!! Her Mikey bear? I begins 2 laughing about it.
"What's so funny?" She asked
"Nothing" We keeps on walking. That's so funny she called Micheal her Mikey bear.
"This place you called Wonderland, so from a stupid children book?  All this's a make-up. It came from a mess-up mind of some wacko writer."
"Listen, Morgan!" I have to agure with her. "Do you haven't read the books or see two Disney movies?"
"No." she answered.
"How about The Matrix?" I asked. "Remember 'Follow the rabbit'?"
"That totally insane movie you and Micheal forced me to watched with you guys," said Morgan. "You're trying to tell me that our minds' being by computer?"
"No, never mind," I answered. "I'm trying to tell you. This isn't Queer-light, Morgan.  This Alice character's real, Sparkling Vampires are not." I didn't believe Micheal didn't tell his snobby b**ch girl that he and Gabby are descents of Alice.
"It's TWILIGHT!!! Not QUEER-LIGHT!!!" Morgan snapped back at me. "You like True Blood. It's a same thing."
"Except the vampires on that show didn't sparkling," I said. Only faeries are the ones who can sparkling. At least, True Blood have a different varies of monsters than werewolves and vampires.   
"Fine" She turned and starting to walking away. "I want to decide to be on my own,then."
"Morgan, wait!!!" I spotted, and then saw the sign where the direction she's heading. Now I started to remembering something in the movie and then hit me; Alice got lost after she escaped from the Tweetle brothers. But she made through the wood, she spotted the SIGNS to guide her!!!!
"Morgan!" I yelled out at her. "Look at the sign!!!"
"What?" She turned head and said. "I have to enough of play your silly little game."
"Behind you!" I pointed out at the sign. "Look at the signs."
She finally turned around and said, "Oh" and then read them, "AHEAD QUEST AND STUD".
"That's our destination, Morgan."
We keeps on walking and haven't said the word each others.

Suddenly, Morgan spotted the ivory black iron pair of gate doors are standing in the middle of the forest in the front of us.
She rush toward the gate, but I snatched her left arm with my right hand.
"Hey," she said. "Let me go!"
"We don't known what lies behind those gates," I whispered in her ear.
"But I think someone's in there, someone will might help us to find Michael and Gabby."
She placed her right hand the iron gate and opened it, anyway.
I didn't believe she's doing this.  It feels like walking into an adonanded house and going to get help,but a zombie jumps out behind you like in those one of zombie movies.
And then, we spotted a dark brownish-violet cherry wood rectangle-narrow shape table and around pitch black leafless trees.
We saw a tall man with curly crimson hair and wearing an ingdio top hat's sitting at the end of the table.
But guess who's also there.
"Michael!!!" Morgan gave out a excited shriek when she him, he was sitting next to the brown trickster rabbit, Marsh Hare in the right now. Geez, she nearly blew my eardrum out.
She begins to ran toward him up.  She opened her arms wide and starting to hugging Michael tight like a big, giant teddy bear. "Oh, Sweetie!!! I miss you!!!" she cried with tears of joy.
"Morg-an!!!" he exclaimed.
"Do you known where's Gabby at?" I asked.
"Chris, I'm over here," I heard Gabby's voice over the the another end of the table and was waving at me. She's sitting next to a furry little ball of purple spoke, Chesire Cat.  I love that cat!!! He reminded me of my jester gray tabby cat Selena way back home.
"Well, the gang's all here," Hatter got up from his sit.  He walked toward me and Michael.  He placed both of his hands on our shoulder.  Now, let's have our tea party."
"Not all of us here?" I said.  Thinking of losing Kathlean making me feel sick. I meant guilty I leaving her alone with those monsters.  I'm worry if it'll be my fault.  I hate to break the news to them, but I have to tell them.
"Where's Kathlean?" asked Michael and he gives me a dirty look.
"Well-" I scratched my head.
"Well, she's running a bit late," Morgan irrupted while she's sipping her tea. "Yuck, I like Starbuck better. Anyway, please milk and sugar."